My name is Poe Dameron. I'm a friend of Kaytoo's. He said that he got the trackers from you, but - I need your help. I'll make whatever trade you want.
"Philosophical discussions are delicious in physical form -Loma"
inside the box are two large capsule pills, in red and blue. Inside the blue pill are incredibly tasty candy snacks. Inside the red bill are butterscotch and peppermint candies, clearly old. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, you thoughtful jerk. ]
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You're the robot, right? Ready to be amazed?
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aaah thank you for your patience! Just rolled back into town! also that typo 8'|
np!!
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are u: 1) free on friday night
2) a fan of fun & free booze
bcuz if yes, then u should definitely come to our party
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starts at 6, stay til whenever
& hmu if u got any questions!
ps. tights ARE optional, tho definitely encouraged 👍💥
- r. mantle
[ He's forwarded this message to a few other (hand-selected!!) people, but he'll still respond if texted back. ]
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How keen on party favors are you?
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From an untraceable source, but whatever. )
CONGRATULATIONS!
You have won a free download code for HEART KAPOW WOW!
Download now to enjoy the new mobile game sensation!
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are u: 1) free on saturday night
2) a fan of fun & free booze
3) & pool parties
bcuz if the answer's yes then have I got good news for u
[ IMGATTACHMENT_INVITE.JPG. ]
starts at 6, stay til whenever
hmu if u got any questions
it's time to say goodbye to summer in style 👍💥💦
- r. mantle
[ He's forwarded this message to a few other (hand-selected!!) people because he's a mass-texting monster, but he'll still respond if texted back. ]
10.24.2017 -- early morning text
If you were the REAL Woden you'd throw a Wild Hunt.
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What's in it for the rest of you? I mean I'd be entertained any way, but most people aren't really into that sort of thing.
[ Woden absolutely would be. ]
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hows it been going
u up for doing a little business?
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Uh - is this Woden?
My name is Poe Dameron. I'm a friend of Kaytoo's. He said that he got the trackers from you, but - I need your help. I'll make whatever trade you want.
Kaytoo had his memory wiped.
Do you have any idea how to restore it?
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[ He's a droid. He HAS to have backups.
And Woden can't lose his friend... ]
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Do you actually celebrate it since you're a Nordic God? or is it a thing that doesn't matter?
Well, happy holidays.
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Must be entirely in my head.
done!
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christmas gift
"Philosophical discussions are delicious in physical form -Loma"
inside the box are two large capsule pills, in red and blue. Inside the blue pill are incredibly tasty candy snacks. Inside the red bill are butterscotch and peppermint candies, clearly old. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, you thoughtful jerk. ]
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I know Ren said not to contact you but —
Just. Is everything going—
The bracelet works well so, thanks for that.
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TEXT. backdated like... early june...
Actually two, if you think you can handle that.
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Surprisingly little, when it came to you. Congratulations, you got a lot of the truth.
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