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[craftpunk]

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[craftpunk]

Thanks for taking my positive analogy and turning it into something negative.

I really needed that.

[slightlyoffchilt]

See, even someone like you can benefit from psychiatric insight. Free of charge.

[craftpunk]

Truly, I am blessed.

[slightlyoffchilt]

All right, go get some sleep. This is way too early in the morning or maybe too late at night to be talking to you.

[craftpunk]

I'm not a CHILD. But you can go sleep if you're a child about it.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You're not fourteen?

[craftpunk]

Clearly. I even do drugs and everything. Like a real adult.

[slightlyoffchilt]

So, using substance as escapism. Very adult.

[craftpunk]

Yes, it's like graduating to the real world.
Like the rest of humanity.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You take yourself so seriously. Soaked in all that irony and dismissal is still a very eager boy with an interest in authority figures.

[craftpunk]

You know barely anything about me, but you continue to try to psychoanalyze me. It's annoying.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I know when I make a hit, because you say things like that.

[craftpunk]

Even Chumbawumba was able to come out with a single hit. It didn't make them good..

[slightlyoffchilt]

Some might argue theirs was something of an anthem. Ask Persephone, if you're looking for a fight.

[She seemed like the type to like that I Get Knocked Down song, thought Chilton, who knew the lyrics but not the actual name of the song.]

[craftpunk]

I think I'll pass. Fight's aren't my thing.

I'm a lover, not a fighter. [ It's not there, but you can almost hear the derisive 'heh' that comes with it. ]

[slightlyoffchilt]

A lover of whom? I thought you to be a little too self-gratifying for that.

[craftpunk]

My girlfriend? Cassandra?

[ NOBODY CAN CALL HIM OUT HERE. ]

[slightlyoffchilt]

Wow, you really do have a name.

Lucky lady.

[craftpunk]

She's very lucky, yes.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Should I have bolded my prior text? It was meant to be sarcastic.

[craftpunk]

You could have, but I'm choosing not to engage you on that.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You need not, of course. I'm already so engaging.

[craftpunk]

You think a lot more highly of yourself than is warranted, if you ask me.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Wasn't asking you.

[craftpunk]

Well, you're getting my opinion anyway.