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[craftpunk]

🜲 It's Woden. 🜲

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[craftpunk]

Why the fuck not?

[baphlement]

NOOOOOOOOO.
NO. BAD.

My phone tried to correct dildo to dido....

[craftpunk]

Hey I might as well, since apparently I'm going to fuck everyone over.

I'm surprised you didn't notice my new, massive dildo fingers. It's the upgrade nobody asked for.

musical opinions via apple

[baphlement]

I am seriously going to report you to the Fun Police.


(that's Urdr.)

[craftpunk]

Heh. Hey, Cassandra can be fun...ish. Occasionally. When she's not being a buzzkill.

Go tell her, I dare you.

[baphlement]

Okay.

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[craftpunk]

Now I'm going to get accused of sexual harassment by proxy. There's another life goal crossed off the list, and considering our predicament, I've had to shorten it.

[baphlement]

She know about Persephone taking your finger?

[craftpunk]

Yes. I told her.

Fascinating that she yet again withheld information from you... And probably from the rest of the pantheon. She's got a habit of doing that.

[baphlement]

What are you suggesting?

[craftpunk]

I'm suggesting that she has a nice habit of withholding information.

On more than one subject.

[baphlement]

So that makes her like everyone else in the Pantheon. So what?

[craftpunk]

Yeah, compared to US it seems normal...

But compared to her own standard? Isn't she the one who was so goddamn mad because nobody would listen to her truth?

[baphlement]

If you're looking for a hypocrite, there are bigger ones to flay.

besides. I thought you liked her best?

[craftpunk]

Just because I like her the best doesn't mean that it's reciprocal.

I'm sick of being treated like the worst when half of us are just as bad as I am, let's just say that. Cassandra loves to talk big about the truth, but she's as bad as me, sometimes.

[baphlement]

Is she tho?
Say that to her face, then we'll see.

[craftpunk]

I have. Multiple times.

She's STILL pulling the same bullshit, regardless. And you all call ME the hypocritical one. I've never tried to obscure anything about myself.

[ Except... ]

[baphlement]

You know I don't have any issue with Urdr, right? If you're trying to play Claudius with the poison in my ear.

[craftpunk]

I'm not at all suggesting you start.

I'm suggesting that you may have the capability to remind her that the longer they leave me out, the more I'm apt to continue on this path.

[baphlement]

[Thus confirming Baph's worst fear, regarding Woden.]

Yeah, I know.

[craftpunk]

You may be more intelligent than I previously gave you credit for, then.

My assessments aren't normally quite so wrong.

[baphlement]

Thanks, I'll quote that on my next thinkpiece.

"My ass[...] so wrong."
- Woden

[craftpunk]

Now I remember why I never liked you.

[baphlement]

Back to being mean for no reason, I see.

[craftpunk]

Isn't misquoting for comedic purposes cruel enough to warrant pushback? I'm not a goddamn doormat.