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[craftpunk]

🜲 It's Woden. 🜲

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[baphlement]

Do you need someone to be pissed at you? Is that it? The things you do, it's like you're trying to make people hate you.

[craftpunk]

Well yes, of course. How else am I supposed to check off the "marginalized angry guy" box, if I'm not widely hated by everyone?

[baphlement]

Yeah, but why? Why do you need to be that guy?

[craftpunk]

Are... are you trying to armchair psychoanalyze me?

[baphlement]

No, I'm honestly just asking. Do you not know, or something?

[craftpunk]

Of course I know. Maybe you should be asking the rest of them why I'm being held away for something I haven't done? Or the fact that I'm only allowed to join in as a punching bag?

I might as well be the supervillain they're looking for.

[baphlement]

You know this is EXACTLY why no one talks to you.
Right?

[craftpunk]

I TRIED to play nice. I even gave powers to people, and what happens? Persephone helps someone cut off my fucking finger.

Because supposedly Loki had kids in another universe, so things like Sleipnir and Fenrir are off-limits.

[baphlement]

Wait WHAT.

WHERE ARE YOUR FINGERS.

(this icon only has four fingers tee hee)

[craftpunk]

She only cut off one.

I'm pretty sure it was disposed of. It's fine, I found a replacement.

(woden got fingered)

[baphlement]

NO.
YOU CANNOT USE DILDOS AS REPLACEMENT FINGERS.

(I... I....)

[craftpunk]

Why the fuck not?

[baphlement]

NOOOOOOOOO.
NO. BAD.

My phone tried to correct dildo to dido....

[craftpunk]

Hey I might as well, since apparently I'm going to fuck everyone over.

I'm surprised you didn't notice my new, massive dildo fingers. It's the upgrade nobody asked for.

musical opinions via apple

[baphlement]

I am seriously going to report you to the Fun Police.


(that's Urdr.)

[craftpunk]

Heh. Hey, Cassandra can be fun...ish. Occasionally. When she's not being a buzzkill.

Go tell her, I dare you.

[baphlement]

Okay.

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[craftpunk]

Now I'm going to get accused of sexual harassment by proxy. There's another life goal crossed off the list, and considering our predicament, I've had to shorten it.

[baphlement]

She know about Persephone taking your finger?

[craftpunk]

Yes. I told her.

Fascinating that she yet again withheld information from you... And probably from the rest of the pantheon. She's got a habit of doing that.

[baphlement]

What are you suggesting?

[craftpunk]

I'm suggesting that she has a nice habit of withholding information.

On more than one subject.

[baphlement]

So that makes her like everyone else in the Pantheon. So what?

[craftpunk]

Yeah, compared to US it seems normal...

But compared to her own standard? Isn't she the one who was so goddamn mad because nobody would listen to her truth?

[baphlement]

If you're looking for a hypocrite, there are bigger ones to flay.

besides. I thought you liked her best?