I still disagree, but I think we should come back to the fact you fancy yourself a villain. Villains don't say "well, I'm already rude, I might as well be the bad guy." It also contradicts with what you earlier said, about not wanting to be disliked.

If you don't give real answers, I'm just going to have to make my own personal assessment out loud, which could consist of a few things you don't want to hear said by someone who only met you such a short while ago, considering how mysterious you like to be.

[threatening people to reveal their secrets is definitely how you make and keep friends, right?? no one's told him otherwise!!]